Area Woman Could Have Sworn Today Was Wednesday

BRAINTREE, MA – Shortly after her lunch break, Braintree resident Tiffany DeSouza had a sudden moment of panic when she looked at her phone and realized today was Thursday. “Shit! How the fuck is it Thursday already?” said the 35-year-old architect to herself as she frantically checked her calendar and discovered there were numerous things she was supposed to get done today that she hadn’t yet done because she thought she had another day to do them. “Now I have to run to a 1:00 pm meeting that I’m already late for, then finish those CAD drawings that I haven’t even started yet. Today’s gonna be an absolute shit show”. At press time, it had finally dawned on DeSouza that she originally thought it was Wednesday because she’d had Monday off for Indigenous People’s Day.

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