Ben Carson Glad Trump White House so Chaotic His Gross Incompetence Going Unnoticed

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a recent conversation with a staffer, Department of Housing and Urban Development secretary Ben Carson expressed relief that his complete ineptitude to perform his obligations as HUD secretary has gone largely unnoticed thanks to the chaos in the Trump White House. “I’d have been long gone by now if it wasn’t for Trump’s presidency being so tumultuous, because I honestly have no idea what I’m doing” said the former neurosurgeon, “yesterday I just stared at my computer screen for eight hours hoping nobody would notice I wasn’t actually working”. Although Dr. Caron did admit that he was unqualified to perform the duties of his cabinet position, he said he would continue to enjoy the ridiculous budgetary discretion and travel perks that his position affords him until people finally realize he’s unfit for the role.

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