Two Month Championship Drought Really Taking Toll on Boston Sports Fan

BOSTON, MA – Local sports fan Travis McGinty, 27, was reportedly distraught at the fact that it’s been over two months since any professional Boston sports teams has won a national championship. McGinty, who was spotted in a morose state downing beers at a local tavern in Malden, mumbled “I can’t believe not a single team in Boston […]

Elizabeth Warren Announces Plan to Run as Black Man in 2020 Election

BOSTON, MA – Senator and presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren announced that, should she win the 2020 Democratic primary, she will run her presidential campaign as an African-American man. In a statement to the press, the Massachusetts Democrat stated “I am proud of my family ancestry which traces our lineage back to a male ancestor 150,000 years ago somewhere […]

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