Fate of World Resting on Shoulders of Weird Relative Who Lives in Pittsburgh

“Our current forecast shows Pennsylvania being the most likely tipping-point state,” said FiveThirtyEight founder and editor-in-chief Nate Silver. “So whether Biden wins and manages to bring the United States back from the brink of fascism depends entirely on whether or not your weird Uncle Brody, or Cousin Lamar, or Aunt Justine, or whatever their name is, ends up putting their ballot in a drop box by 8pm like they said they would”

American Civil Liberties Dead After Long Battle With Authoritarianism

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Americans across the country mourned the loss of American civil liberties on Friday night after they finally succumb to a decades-long fight against authoritarianism. “American civil liberties lived a good, long life, and will be remembered fondly for their legacy of granting us freedoms like a woman’s right to choose, affordable access to healthcare, and […]

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