Nation out of Things to Be Thankful for

“I was wracking my brain trying to come up with something, but our democracy is in shambles, climate change is coming for all of us whether we like it or not, and The Good Place is on its final season, so I was pretty much out of ideas,” said Jill Montgomery

Millennials Ditching Myriad Streaming Options for Simple Flat Rate of Cable

BOSTON, MA – As more and more streaming services launch, including, most recently, Disney+, millions of millennials across the country have reportedly been giving up streaming services altogether in favor of cable television. “Netflix, Hulu, HBO Now, Amazon Prime, YouTube TV, CBS All Access, Apple TV+, Criterion Channel, MUBI, Crunchyroll, Sling TV, Twitch, and now Disney+? Honestly, who […]

Area Woman Could Have Sworn Today Was Wednesday

BRAINTREE, MA – Shortly after her lunch break, Braintree resident Tiffany DeSouza had a sudden moment of panic when she looked at her phone and realized today was Thursday. “Shit! How the fuck is it Thursday already?” said the 35-year-old architect to herself as she frantically checked her calendar and discovered there were numerous things she was supposed […]

Comedian Outraged His Material From 90’s No Longer Kills

BOSTON, MA – After a recent set at Laugh Boston, veteran stand up comic Devin McRustin was reportedly outraged at the fact that his material from the 1990’s was no longer getting the kinds of laughs it used to. “Cancel culture is really taking it’s toll on the comedy scene” lamented Devin, “you can’t call Rosie O’Donnell a […]

Tourist Can’t Wait to Come Home and Reminisce About Vacation on Instagram

LONDON, ENGLAND – During a recent vacation to London, Dorchester resident Jerome McNally couldn’t wait to return home to reminisce about his vacation on Instagram. “I can’t wait to come home so I can look at all of the great pictures I took during my trip,” said the 29-year-old data scientist. “As I was posing next to Big […]

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