You wanna know how we designed the Cybertruck? Elon Musk walked into a design team meeting, handed them a napkin sketch and said “I want the car from Total Recall but make it fashion.” And guess what? That’s exactly what we built.
“Why the hell were they considering someone like Julia Roberts, who in no way resembles the real Harriet Tubman, when they could have been considering Jennifer Lawrence, who would’ve been perfect for the role of Harriet Tubman?” said outraged film aficionado Kate Morse.
“I know there are a lot of other candidates, like Cory Booker, and Tom Steyer who are also in the running for a 2020 book deal, but make no mistake, I’m your guy,”
BOSTON, MA – As more and more streaming services launch, including, most recently, Disney+, millions of millennials across the country have reportedly been giving up streaming services altogether in favor of cable television. “Netflix, Hulu, HBO Now, Amazon Prime, YouTube TV, CBS All Access, Apple TV+, Criterion Channel, MUBI, Crunchyroll, Sling TV, Twitch, and now Disney+? Honestly, who […]
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BRAINTREE, MA – Shortly after her lunch break, Braintree resident Tiffany DeSouza had a sudden moment of panic when she looked at her phone and realized today was Thursday. “Shit! How the fuck is it Thursday already?” said the 35-year-old architect to herself as she frantically checked her calendar and discovered there were numerous things she was supposed […]
BOSTON, MA – After a recent set at Laugh Boston, veteran stand up comic Devin McRustin was reportedly outraged at the fact that his material from the 1990’s was no longer getting the kinds of laughs it used to. “Cancel culture is really taking it’s toll on the comedy scene” lamented Devin, “you can’t call Rosie O’Donnell a […]
LONDON, ENGLAND – During a recent vacation to London, Dorchester resident Jerome McNally couldn’t wait to return home to reminisce about his vacation on Instagram. “I can’t wait to come home so I can look at all of the great pictures I took during my trip,” said the 29-year-old data scientist. “As I was posing next to Big […]
FOXBOROUGH, MA – On Friday the New England Patriots released wide receiver Antonio Brown, citing their strict one felony policy after a second woman came forward with allegations of sexual assault. “Here at the Patriots organization, we take it very seriously any time a member of our staff, coaches, or players commits a second major crime. So when […]
BOSTON, MA – Last night multiple sources confirmed that Rep. Joe Kennedy III was officially planning to take the bold, totally original step of being a Kennedy and running for Senate at a young age. At a meeting with high-profile Democratic donors, the 38-year-old congressman reportedly said, “It’s time for fresh, innovative ideas in Washington, which is why […]