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“Pretending to care about a marginalized group of people for an entire month for purely monetary reasons is exhausting, so we’re glad we can take a break until next February when we’ll be pretending to care about African-Americans. We did sell a lot of t-shirts though.”

BOSTON, MA – After staging a walkout in support of better treatment of migrants held in detention centers along the U.S.-Mexico border, the over 500 employees who left the Wayfair headquarters and headed to Copley Square yesterday were completely oblivious to the fact that they worked for a soulless corporation indifferent to basic morals and the greater good. […]

“I asked this girl at a bar if I could buy her a drink and she kindly and calmly said ‘no thank you’. God, what a C U Next Tuesday, am I right?” said the man. In a conversation later that night with another woman, the man attempted to explain to her the right way to pronounce her […]

BOSTON, MA – At a press conference last night, Governor Charlie Baker repeatedly denied that man-made climate change was in any way his problem, saying “look, there’s no question that human activity is responsible for the rapid changes to our climate over the past century. All I am saying is that I am in no way personally obligated […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s recent announcement that he would move forward with hearings to appoint a supreme court nominee if a vacancy were to open up between now and the 2020 election, it’s become increasingly apparent that the fate of the entire nation now rests on the health and well being of one […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a recent conversation with a staffer, Department of Housing and Urban Development secretary Ben Carson expressed relief that his complete ineptitude to perform his obligations as HUD secretary has gone largely unnoticed thanks to the chaos in the Trump White House. “I’d have been long gone by now if it wasn’t for Trump’s presidency […]